Mike Komanetz

Nadia came to us as a total desperation move as we were scrappin' for players and just trying to fill a complete roster. He showed up a second time so we decided to let him stay. Hell, watching him miss the ten pin on a regular basis is worth price of admission. Mike also plays on the Hog Palace Softball team, where he is the reining strikeout king of the team. That talent doesn't carry over to the hardwood though. Mike's two most memorable contributions to the team are his nightly crap that you could set your watch by, and those full on gay penis cards he purchased that lasted all of about 15 seconds when they were broke out. So the next time you see a plunger in the bathroom at Cactus Jack's, be sure to thank Mike!

Weakness: The 10 Pin