Andrew Alba

Andrew joined the Hog Palace for the 2008-09 season. He was once kicked off a bowling team for drinking too much, so he should fit right in with this team. To prove his rookie dedication, Andrew has requested to have Wednesday nights off from his part-time job so he can be at the lanes every week, even if he doesn't have to bowl. That alone may be a saving grace for this team.

Weakness: Low Standards