Jasen Sauvageau

Slappy has the distinguished honor of being on this team the second longest. Slurvy has made many a road trip to Barnesville for a night at the Galaxie. Many times he would have to have his drunk ass literally poured into the back of Brent's Mustang for the ride home. Slurvy took a couple years off and went to Seattle to try to "find himself." Unfortunately all he found was the same drunk ass, but he did manage to score some new cards with the thickest muff I've ever seen. I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Slurvy holds the distinction of the funniest thing ever at bowling, when he stood in a puddle of spilled beer, and then unknowingly went to bowl with his shoes wet. Suffice it to say, he looked like a lawn jart!